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The Funky Chile — Dispensary in Alamogordo, New Mexico

180 US-82, Alamogordo, New Mexico 88310

4.9· 53 reviews

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Overview

The Funky Chile is a dual dispensary located at 180 US-82 in Alamogordo, New Mexico. The establishment holds a 4.9-star rating based on feedback from 53 reviewers. Customers will find that the business operates with a low price range. The store remains open daily from 10:00 AM until 9:00 PM, with the exception of Wednesdays, when the doors open at 11:00 AM.

4.9 (53 reviews) Website

The Funky Chile is a licensed cannabis dispensary in Alamogordo, New Mexico, rated 4.9 out of 5 across 53 Google reviews, serving dual customers.

The Funky Chile — quick answers

Is The Funky Chile a good dispensary?
The Funky Chile holds a 4.9-star rating across 53 reviews in Alamogordo, New Mexico, which places it among the highest-rated dispensaries in its market.
Where is The Funky Chile located?
The Funky Chile is at 180 US-82, Alamogordo, New Mexico 88310.
Does The Funky Chile have an online menu?
Yes. The Funky Chile publishes a live menu with current products and pricing, updated by the store itself.

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About The Funky Chile

Situated at 180 US-82 in Alamogordo, New Mexico, The Funky Chile operates as a dual dispensary. This cannabis store maintains a price range designated as low. With a total of 53 reviews, the location holds an average rating of 4.9 out of 5. The facility is open daily from 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM, though it opens one hour later at 11:00 AM on Wednesdays.

About The Funky Chile in Alamogordo, New Mexico

Inside the Alamogordo market, The Funky Chile operates under New Mexico dual licensing — a meaningful distinction for shoppers who want compliant, tested product instead of the gray market. The shop is positioned for Alamogordo residents picking up after work as well as travelers passing through who want a quick, legal stop before heading on. Shoppers report a typical price range of $ on regular menu items.

Why visit The Funky Chile

Regulars choose The Funky Chile for a strong 4.9 star average across 53 customer reviews, a typical price range of $, and a public website with additional menu details. As a dual retailer, the shop is meant for any qualifying customer per state law, and the staff is used to walking newcomers through dosing, onset times, and what to expect from different product formats.

What to expect at The Funky Chile

When you arrive at 180 US-82, expect a standard ID check at the door — this is a regulated New Mexico cannabis dispensary, not a smoke shop. Posted hours are listed in the schedule below; it's smart to leave a buffer near closing time so budtenders can finish your order properly.

Cannabis in Alamogordo, New Mexico

If you're new to Alamogordo, New Mexico, The Funky Chile is a reasonable first stop for anyone who wants to see what a compliant dual dispensary actually looks like — clean displays, sealed packaging, certificates of analysis on request.

Planning a trip to The Funky Chile? Alamogordo shoppers tend to bundle a stop here with errands nearby, so it pays to check live menu availability before you go. New Mexico law requires valid ID at entry, posted purchase limits at the register, and child-resistant exit packaging, all of which The Funky Chile follows as a licensed dual retailer.

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Hours

Monday10:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Tuesday10:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Wednesday11:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Thursday10:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Friday10:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Saturday10:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Sunday10:00 AM – 9:00 PM

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Reviews of The Funky Chile

4.8from 15 on-site reviews

Google: 4.9 · 53 reviews

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  • Tony Backy
    July 28, 2026

    A big thank you to the owner Doug, and his staff. I am a veteran of a foreign war, and can say I would march into battle for the Funky Chile anytime. They have always exceeded my expectations as a business and the help I was given today by Doug in a world of "no's" confirmed to me that I had picked the right dispensary from the first time I rode my Bandit up to the old location. Thank you a thousand times and God Bless. superior product, superior service and I would recommend them to Tommy Chong himself.

  • Alena Priego
    July 24, 2026

    This place is pretty awesome. Staff is always sooo friendly. & they give goodies like candy & stickers in your bag. I love it!

  • Tanner Thompson
    July 23, 2026

    Great place!!! Competitive prices and excellent location before heading up the mountain!

  • Ryan
    July 18, 2026

    Tularosa sunset is great!

  • Zay Johnson
    June 30, 2026

    Great container service and very informal about their weed and everything I asked them about the strains

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of dispensary is The Funky Chile?
The Funky Chile is a dual cannabis dispensary in Alamogordo, New Mexico (ZIP 88310). It serves customers eligible under current state law.
Where exactly is The Funky Chile located?
The Funky Chile is located at 180 US-82, Alamogordo, New Mexico, 88310. Use the map on this page to get driving directions from anywhere in Alamogordo.
What are the hours at The Funky Chile?
Current opening hours are listed in the Hours section above — check the day you plan to visit and leave time before close so budtenders can complete your order.
Does The Funky Chile offer delivery or pickup in Alamogordo?
Delivery and pickup options vary by week. Call the store to confirm current options.
Is The Funky Chile a good fit for first-time cannabis buyers?
Yes — a licensed dual dispensary like The Funky Chile is exactly where new Alamogordo, New Mexico consumers should start. Budtenders are trained to ask about your experience level, recommend low-dose products, and explain onset time and duration for edibles vs. inhaled formats.
How can I contact The Funky Chile?
Website: http://funkychile.com/. Or visit in person at 180 US-82, Alamogordo, New Mexico.

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