ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park — Dispensary in Chicago, Illinois

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Reviews of ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park

• Amie Buckner
  July 26, 2026

  Great place!

• Andy Renaud
  July 13, 2026

  Great products and staff

• Hannah Vanover
  July 13, 2026

  Zach is the GOAT!! He was super friendly and helpful. I really appreciated his explanation the products. His recommendation was exactly what we were looking for!

• Abi MAKI
  July 12, 2026

  OVERPRICED-Corporate gentrified nonsense! If ur a Veteran- don’t go here-No Bud tender to advertise u. Talk to the kiosk menu. The Veterans were the ones passing weed to be legal an ur only discount is on pipes and paper. Beyond insulting to a combat veteran who worked on the bill to get it passed.

• Aidan Devaney
  June 17, 2026

  Very friendly staff, quick and easy checkout. They got some great deals as well. My go to dispo

• Austin Nielsen
  June 2, 2026

  We just got married and told the staff, and they were so kind! Definitely recommend they treated us like family! ❤️ Shout out to max!

• Croft Vandervort
  June 1, 2026

  If you enjoy the convenience of modern retail, skip the dispensary experience entirely. The whole setup feels like a bizarre hybrid of a high-tech Apple Store and a cash-only street corner deal, where the customer gets nickel-and-dimed at every single step. The Breakdown The Sticker Shock: The prices on the shelf are a total illusion. A product listed at an easy $10.50 somehow morphs into $14 by the time it hits the register. Thanks to a dizzying cocktail of state sales taxes, local county/city add-ons, and high-strength product excise taxes, you are looking at a near 33% tax markup just for the privilege of checking out. The Plastic Problem: Don't bother bringing a standard credit card. Because the federal government and the big card networks refuse to play ball, the cashiers look at a Visa or Mastercard like it’s a foreign currency. The "Cashless ATM" Fee Trap: If you try to use a debit card to save yourself a trip to the bank, you get hit with a workaround called a "cashless ATM" transaction. The card reader literally tricks the system into thinking you’re withdrawing physical cash, which slaps you with a mandatory $4 fee. The Verdict When you do the final math, that $10.50 item ends up costing you $18.00 out-of-pocket—a staggering 71% total markup from the price you actually saw on the shelf. The staff will smile and tell you they "prefer cash," giving the entire operation a massive red-flag vibe that makes it look like they’re just trying to hide from the tax man. In reality, it's a highly regulated business completely tangled up in legal hoops, but as a consumer, it just feels unprofessional, frustrating, and incredibly overpriced. If a regular retail store charged an extra 30% in hidden taxes and tacked on a mandatory $4 fee just to swipe a card, they’d be out of business in a week. Stay away unless you like paying massive surcharges just to use a card machine.

• Joseph Liotine
  May 22, 2026

  Really easy to get what you need. Security guy is super chill and the staff are friendly and knowledgeable and are always able to help!

• wolf
  May 18, 2026

  can't review product i haven't tried yet but the guy at the counter was super rude and very unfriendly. my dad went in to purchase me some things and has no experience using or buying cannabis so he put me on the phone with the bud tender to place the order for us, and he barely said a word and talked over me multiple times.

• Jaymeen Shah
  May 18, 2026

  Absolutely love shopping at Umi Dispensary! The vibe is always welcoming, the selection is top tier, and the staff truly knows their products. Huge shoutout to manager Anu for always going above and beyond to make customers feel comfortable and taken care of. Anu’s professionalism, kindness, and knowledge make every visit a great experience. If you’re looking for amazing service and quality products, Umi is definitely the place to go!

• Joseph Mekonnen
  May 7, 2026

  Not for true weed smokers. They partner with a junkie grower that sells weed with no canabanoids. Falsely advertised package shows 38%thc. Staff actually sold me on it when I was having doubt. Only to buy an ounce and I hate smoking every bit of it.

• Atlas
  May 5, 2026

  Great product and the employees are really kind!!

• Derrick Irons
  May 4, 2026

  Great place to Shop

• Armando Barrandey Jr
  April 10, 2026

  Umi was so cool

• Sage Priest
  April 8, 2026

  This place is normally great, but their new security is super upsetting. I have a horizontal, real ID that I have used many times at Umi without issue, but the new security scans my ID as yellow and I’m asked to present a passport or another ID. This is extremely frustrating to deal with every time, especially as a regular customer. If the scanner cannot correctly identify a real ID of a person 21+ years of age, there is clearly an issue with the scanner, but it’s become a problem every time I’ve come in the last few weeks.

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of dispensary is ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park?

ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park is a dual cannabis dispensary in Chicago, Illinois (ZIP 60614). It serves customers eligible under current state law.

Where exactly is ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park located?

ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park is located at 2575 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, Illinois, 60614. Use the map on this page to get driving directions from anywhere in Chicago.

What are the hours at ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park?

Current opening hours are listed in the Hours section above — check the day you plan to visit and leave time before close so budtenders can complete your order.

Does ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park offer delivery or pickup in Chicago?

Delivery and pickup options vary by week. The fastest way to confirm is to call +1773-770-3531.

Is ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park a good fit for first-time cannabis buyers?

Yes — a licensed dual dispensary like ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park is exactly where new Chicago, Illinois consumers should start. Budtenders are trained to ask about your experience level, recommend low-dose products, and explain onset time and duration for edibles vs. inhaled formats.

How can I contact ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park?

Phone: +1773-770-3531. Website: https://www.umidispensary.com/. Or visit in person at 2575 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, Illinois.

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